if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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when i see cuties postin selfies


  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
5sos concert :)


Just came home from my 5sos concert and can honestly say it was one of the best nights of my life.
Sure i almost had a panic attack when i got pushed into the mosh pit, but i found the perfect corner and it was wonderful.
They are absolutely amazing live! And even decided to go go-karting 10 min…

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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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Preference #192 You guys go on a run






Not Good Enough (5SOS Preference)



Not once did I ever believe I was truly good enough for someone as amazing as Luke Hemmings. He’s the definition of perfection, and has girls all over the world throwing themselves at him. Wishing they could call him theirs as I do everyday. We’ve been happy over these past three months,…