the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes
COULD YOU NOT JUST REPOST PLEASE THANK YOU
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WHEN EVEN WAS THIS IM HURTING HE LOOKS OLDER AND HIS SHIRT IS TIGHT AND HIS HAIR IS KINDA STRAIGHT AND IM WONDERING WHY HE’S NOT IN MY BED FUCK
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
- other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
- me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.
“In future, Clarissa,” he said, “it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations.”
“You invited him into bed?” Simon demanded, looking shaken.
“Ridiculous, isn’t it?” said Jace. “We would never have all fit.”
“I didn’t invite him into bed,” Clary snapped. “We were just kissing.”
“Just kissing?” Jace’s tone mocked her with its false hurt. “How swiftly you dismiss our love.
5 Seconds Of Summer Visits The “Elvis Duran Z100 Morning Show” in New York, 24.04.14